WET NOISE is a monthly dance party established in 2013 in New York City. Founding DJ Amber Martin spins classic funk and disco along with Ana Matronic, Patrick Johnson and Seth Kirby. We are an all inclusive celebration of the remarkable things our bodies can do under the influence of funk. Age, Race, gender, sexuality and class play no role on our dance floor. Bigotry, racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, misogyny and ableism is not tolerated. WET NOISE institutes a strict no phone, no picture and no parking on the dance floor policy. EVERY BODY is welcome.